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originally released on Andy Bausch's "Soundtrax" - 1991 recorded on a Clarion 4/Track Cassette-Deck |
feat. Ralph Schiltz on Strat |
Merci: Alain de Ron, Peter Gorges,
P.K. (C.N.N.), Jos. Tockert, Monty Python...
Copyright on all "fausti"-pictures owned by Luxus and Nancy Hoffman
Well they got Jimmi out and drive
him away
to the U. M. R. K., just for a day.
They lay him down on a Digital Refreshing
Liposome Board...
really busy for a photo-super-session,
oh have mercy Lord!
Leaving the room for a while, let
the radio on...
oh, what the hell are they playin'
there, it turns Jimmi on:
opening an eye or two and slowly gets
up from the table...
escapes from the place, decided to
eliminate the pitiable.
Mikee plays the c(r)oquette again on
a Beat-it-abourg stage;
Jimmi Lee Wampach attacks from the
front with a taring rage:
he comes very close,
*)Jo mee dat aus dem FF! Ech hun en IQ,
a wann nët OB, dann awer 1. FC!
Ech hun och en CX matt vill PS an
dat ass OK! Mee ech hun och eng Schwëster:
hatt ka säin ABC ganz gudd...'t
kritt den RMG a fiert BMW, 't huèt GMS a GSM,
't wunnt mam PVC am HLM - an dat ass
OK!
't bezillt séng TVA, 't mëcht
FKK, him gefällt den HIV um ARD an um RTL de BSE
an dat ass OK! PLO, CRS op VHS. PDG,
LSD, SOS, RIP.
Matt CFL fiert hatt op SPA, iwert
d'BRD an d'USA, do mëcht et säin CAP
bei der RAF, AEG oder dem MLF - an
dat ass OK!
*) MIR waren di éischt...
'mfg' vu fanta-4 war de remake
- iwert 65% vun de Wièder,
esou guer ganz
Wendunge waren bei hinne genau di
selwecht!
just: sie si Vullemetti'en...se coveren
eis
a maache Milliounen...ëch hätt
se sollten usichen
- mee ech sin ze fein, kee Witz!!
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This is a short song, it won't be too
long. Only 2 strophes, and then it's over.
Too short for dancing and for romancing;
that was a fine rhyme, we're really good!
Schubijubidabadudldijubidubidabadudldibudldibadldibidldibadldi-boing!
Don't you like this song, what am I
doing wrong? I'd really like to know what's going on :-)
Please stay awake until the break,
there'll be some coffee and cake.
So now, do the rap, do the clap! Can
anybody tell me where's the handicap?
Our band's complete and the sound's
concrete, so move your feet to the funky beat!
I'M GIVIN' UP...ME TOO! In fact there's
a missing link.
TIME TO STOP! 1, 2, I really have
a fancy for a drink...
This was a short song, it was not too
long. Only 2 strophes and almost over.
Too short for dancing and for advancing
the science of dragging. Now it's too late!
Hey man...I'd like to have some French
Fries and a big Coke.
Hi man, hi, I would like to have a
Cheeseburger, some French Fries and a big Coke...
what? No, I said: I'd like to have
a Giantburger, some French Fries and a big Coke...
little ketchup with it, please...
What?...
Why don't you sell any Burgers? I
thought it was Mac Dzzzzds over here, you know?!
Aah, just beside here, o. k. now I
tell you this: so you got beer?
Yeah, you got beer. Yeah, I want a
little beer...yes! What?
A beer, like a beer, like "to have
a beer" fuckin' shit...I'm a sailor!
Sailin'over the ocean just to come
in here...and you don't want to give me any beer?
Fuck man! Fuck! No I'm not drunk,
man! Give me a beer,
don't mess around with me, come on...I
said: I'm a sailor...
come on, please, just give me one
little beer...and a big Coke...Heh?...
Man, you know where I'm coming from?
You know from where I'm comin'?
You know how you're talkin' to me?
Fuckin' shit, give me that bear now!
You know what? I'm gonna...I'm really
angry about this...but...
I...I'm gonna kill you...I'm....give
me that bear...he won't give me anything...
hey man, you can't do that to me,
I mean...hey, are you listening to me, come back here!!
I want a beer, man! For God's sake!
I really gonna kill you...
I have to do it...what?...what? No,
not on me...no, no, no...aaaah, fuck, aaaaaoh.
It's alright, I don't want no beer
anymore! O. k. I'm leavin', bye!
Yes, yes, I know, I'm drunk, I'm drunk.
Good bye,
see you later and all that fuckin'
shit...what? Aaoh...no!...watch out!
Antifreeze...Dentifreeze...Easternfreeze...Coolfreeze - too freeze!
«Il m'aime un peu, beaucoup, passionnément, à la folie, pas du tout.»
Etto, non, tu as tort, t'es l'initié!
Et parmi ceux qui en tirent profit,
arrête de plaindre les agneaux
qui bêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêêlent.
I am on the wrong course, definitely
lost the North!
Better lay down to sleep until easier
times come,
'cause if it goes on like that, I'll
throw the sticks to the drum:
Oh what a shame, shit! It doesn't
work.
Someone had a good idea...hurray, now
I see clear.
Imagine a house with both a front
and back door,
I let things go through, so they don't
block me no more.
But oh, what a draught! I have been
bluffed!
LUXUS*)
wëlt
dozou beidro'en,
datt di Jéinisch
Sprooch erhale bleift...
dofir hei, matt Iwersetzung,
den
= Danz
Span
op d'Kléck et hockt jus Téckerchen,
dock
mer Scheifléken matt den Trëttléken.
spanen=kucken, Kléck/Téckerchen=Auer,
hocken=sin, jus=10,
docken=gin, Schéifléken/Trëttléken=Strëmp/Schong
Fellekeschnall
well ech hu Fock,
d'Schackelcher
schmonk net wi beim Schnock.
Felleken/Schackelcher(schnall)=Gromperen(zopp),
Fock=Honger, schmonk=fett,
Schnock=Polizist
Stéck
mer Kitten, dock mer Bich,
Quatz,
Masommen a boren Droot.
stécken=gin,
Kitten/Bich/Quatz/Masommen/boren Droot=
Mënz/Goss/Péil/Spéin/Wäck/Knäpp/Mécken
Kee
Wëllem, bäis Wintës an déng Kloft,
schéiwe
Plattféissen, daat get doft!
Wëllem=Sou, Wintës=20F/Gold,
Kloft=Kleedong,
Plattféisse schéiwen=danze
goèn, doft=gudd/schéin
Zwëss,
kimmel, dolles Gendaarm,
stomps
de, kriss de de Schneiwert gekufft!
zwëss, kimmel,
dolles=2, 3, 4, Gendaarm=Drëppche vum Sou,
stompen=streiden, Schneiwert=Gesiicht,
kuffen=schloèn
Blo'en,
Péckes, Schnick a Schnorres,
Klénkert
kuff d'Schmull an dibber nobes.
Bloèn/Péckes/Schnick/Schnorres=Drëpp,
Klénkert=Sabbeler,
Schmull=Mond, dibber
nobes=so naischt
Hëpp
an de Klanner, de Glopopsiechter,
Schmuèrgel
an d'Schnut, da schiben ech,
Klanner=Kostümm,
Glopopsiechter=Zylinderhutt,
Schmuèrgel=Päif,
Schnut=Schnëss, schiben=fortgoèn
quant
gewammescht de Grandische flanzen,
Plattféissen,
datt d'Knutse jenssen.
gewammescht=gekleed,
Grandische flanzen=bretzen,
Plattféissen=danzen,
Knutsen=Schanken, jenssen=jéimeren
eng
Moss, e Keff wi eng Drecksbratschel,
Schmuckert,
Schmus, Plattféis-Watschelwatschel
Moss=Fra, Keff=Hënner,
Drecksbratschel=Int,
Schmuckert=Kuss, Schmus=Geschwätz
eng
quant Schéck mee hockt eng Kläftchen,
span
säi Knëff soss schuppt dech de Stäppchen!
quant=schéin,
Schéck=Nuès, Kläftchen=Klaatsch, Knëff=staarke
Jong,
schuppt dech de Stäppche=hëlt
dech der Deiwel
Dee
Schnuffert mer de Kis gezoppt,
hu
missen diichten fir all Gendaarm.
Schnuffert=Déif,
Kis=Geldbeidel,
zoppen=klauen, diichten=heeschen
Deen
do net stompt hockt stapp a Schautert,
dee
stroumt sott, Schmuckert gouf jaukert!
stapp=liichtsënnech,
schautert=geckech,
stroumen=lafen, sott=domm,
jaukert=deier
knaus
du deen Hautz, so, du klont? Schuff dech!
Schaipche
schefft Batze vun nobes.
Kenns du dee Mann/Papp/Bauer?
Du schmuddelech Fra, pass op!
Aaremséileje
Kärel versteet guèr naischt
Am
Raipert de Kittenilles geschnufft,
mam
Reedel em quant de Stuurz gekufft.
Raipert=Täsch,
Kittenilles=Portmonni, Reedel=Staang, Stuurz=Kap
"Bachel
net, jenss net, dock méng Kitten,
da
schéif swënns soss hocks de pleiten!"
baachelen=pissen, schéif
swënns soss hocks de pleiten=
ma dech ewech soss bass
de doud
Am
Pokes de Poufert spant e mech stappes,
mee
deem Fitschert wibbelt de Wappes.
Pokes=Täsch, Poufert=Revolver/Flënt,
stappes=verbassen,
Fitschert=dreckeje Schmeechler
Oh
mäin Hibbes, ooh mäi Kibbes,
ech
hocke schlommeren, du hoù're Schask.
Hibbes/Kibbes=Kapp,
schlommeren=schlofen, Schask=Soff
Holter,
Schontkéckert, schmonk mer de Gatt,
scheffe
Schaufel, Schineejel schéif quant...
Meeschter, Drecksak,
leck mech am Keff, et geet mer schlecht,
Schineejel=Aarbecht,
schéif quant=äddi
*)this
music is so deep that even KOJAK would struggle to get to the bottom of
it.